Yahooanswers.com: Are My Cats Gay? They Are Grey And Black.

"The other day, my cats were washing each other and they kissed on the mouth. I don't know if it was by accident or not. How do I know if they're gay? Is there a division of PFLAG that deals with this? Also, I am gay."

- Meow
"Cats are very friendly and clean animals. It is not unusual to see cats cleaning eachother. Now if you find them having intercourse then they have homosexual tendencies which is not uncommon. Felines are more of a bisexual species rather than homosexual. They'll switch back and forth. There is also Feline Aids." (I can't even handle this answer. Anything about it.)

- Truncoco
"Lol, my female dog and my female cat were friendly with eachother. One time, I saw my dog humping my cat, much with the feline's delight. So gross and weird though."

- Laurie
"No, save the gayness for humans. Cats are not gay."

- Angel Davis
"What?! I am sorry but this is a crazy question!"

Yahooanswers.com: Are Hedgehogs Just Baby Porcupines?

"Are hedgehogs just baby porcupines? And if yes, when they shoot their quills when frightened, are the quills venomous? Because I wouldn't feel safe having a weapon pet just walking around the trailer."

- Hi, My Name Is: ANIMAL
"No hedgehogs are not baby porcupines. Porcupines are from the Erethizontidae family (I think or this may just be the new world porcupines) and hedhehogs are from the Erinaceidae family.

Porcupines are rodents, hedgehogs are not.

Hedgehogs lack the ability to shoot their quills at all. The quills are not venomous.

I have a pet hedgehog and unless he is scared or angry his quills are quite soft. Yes you can and will get stuck with them a gew times but it isn't really all that painful.

I suggest a TON of research before getting one."

- Janella
"no they are not. they are more closely related to the mole than the porcupine. porcupine quills aren't venomous. but they do carry bacteria and are barbed."

Yahooanswers.com: Do Lesbians Get Their Period?

"I think it's a valid question. I mean, if you're born gay, evolution probably took away your baby makers. Do they get their periods?"

- Michael
"Being gay doesn't effect fertility, lesbians still get periods and can still make babies. I donated sperm to lesbian couples before and gotten pregnant."

-Doug
"I wonder what the "homosexuality isn't a choice" people have to say about identical twins where one is gay and the other isn't?"

- Jessica Lori
"No of course they don't get their periods. What a stupid question."

- df
"you full on melt. sources: www.youareadrip.gotoschool"

-Emily
"DUDE? yes! what kind of questune is that??????? if your born gay, your attracted to the same sex as you, you are still able to have babies if you want to. im not sure who told you what being gay is, but they got it WRONG!"


Hello Sarah,
The question on Yahoo! Answers was reported and deleted by one or more trusted members of the Answers community.
"Do lesbians get their period?"
Ten points have also been deducted from your account. If you believe that your question was wrongly deleted by the community and would like to appeal the deletion of your question, you can have your case reviewed.
Thanks,
Yahoo! Canada Answers Team


Dear Yahoo,
No that seems pretty reasonable. Have a good night.
Sarah B

Yahooanswers.com: How Do I Get In Touch With A Celebrity Adoption Agency?

How do I get in touch with a celebrity adoption agency?

I want to get pregnant, and to give my baby the best life possible. I think the best way to do this would be to have a celebrity baby. Since I'm single, and not a celebrity, how can I get in touch with a famous adoption agency? Also I feel like my baby could be the next fashion icon, like Suri Cruise. But no Scientology.


- Planes
"Hee hee!"

- samantha
"go on google and type it celebrity adoption agency and you will find it."

- Pip
"You need a reality check. The best life a child can have have is with both or one of his or her parents. It saddens me when children who have been adopted by celebrities are constantly in the media. They may have a financially good life and no doubt they are loved but they can't really have a 100% normal life because of their parents."

- Lilah
"You're either an idiot or a troll." (I reported this asshole for hurting my feelings. And being an overall dick.)

- Scifichi...
"There is no such thing. Celebrities use a wide variety of agencies and lawyers to adopt. You need a reality check, it isn't going to happen. I can assure you that adoptive parents are highly screened and if you think adoption is best for you and your child then try to look into it more."

- Theta Works
"No idea."

-Jane
"Please, work with an agency that will help place your baby with a loving and stable family. Don't look for a celebrity."

- Marnie B
"Go to Hollywood and hang out near a bridge. Troll."

Newest Social Experiment: Yahooanswers.com

Recently I was introduced to yahooanswers.com. You can write in, and literally ask anything in the world, and people can respond. And they do respond. To anything. So my newest social experiment is going to be a new question every day.

“Hello Sarah,

The question on Yahoo! Answers was reported and deleted by one or more trusted members of the Answers community:

"By accident I ate three cat treats and I liked it. What does that mean?"

This question has been removed and 10 points have been deducted from your account. You may not have realized this, but all questions submitted on Yahoo! Answers must comply with the Answers Community Guidelines.

If you believe that your question was wrongly deleted by the community and would like to appeal the deletion of your question, you can have your case reviewed by Answers Customer Care. You have 7 days to submit your appeal. Please be aware that if your appeal is rejected, an additional 10 points will be removed from your account.

Appeal this decision:

http://ca.answers.yahoo.com/question/appeal?qid=20130906043707AAcq8RM

Thanks,

Yahoo! Canada Answers Team”

You bet your ass I'm going to appeal. Today my question lasted ten minutes before it was flagged and deleted, which makes no sense considering the question. These are some of the responses I was able to get access to in that short period.

"Me-ow too-ow."

Open Sauce - 8923 Total answers

"don't feel bad, i use to eat cat food on a regular basis at age 6 and 7."

Friski Jr - 699 Total answers

"It doesn't mean anything and you will be fine, but never happened to me."

Ariana - 825 Total answers

"Best watch out for the tom cats or you could get in kitten."

Verdun1916 - 22 Total answers

"what does it taste like? i thought sometimes the kitten food smells alright."

Abbey - 38 Total answers

UPDATE:

I appealed. 

Hi Sarah,

We're sorry, but upon review we found that the following question was indeed in violation of the Yahoo! Canada Answers Community Guidelines:

"By accident I ate three cat treats and I liked it. What does that mean?"

Violation Reason: Chatting / Not a Question or Answer / Incomprehensible

Go to the Yahoo! Canada Answers Appeals Board:

Please note: Your use of Yahoo! Canada Answers is subject to the Yahoo! Canada Answers Community Guidelines, Yahoo! Community Guidelines and the Yahoo! Terms of Service. Members who have violated the Community Guidelines are at risk for review and possible termination of their Answers accounts. In extreme cases, members who have also violated the Yahoo! Canada Terms of Service risk losing their Yahoo! ID and access to other Yahoo! services.

Thanks,
Yahoo! Canada Answers Team

An excerpt from the Children portion of ReTales.

      "I think I should establish that I hate children. There is the rare example where they are lovely and polite. But I work in retail, where they’re all tiny, unpredictable, filthy pink eye factories. There are few things more gross than kids being forced to eat in motion. For example, having French fries or ice cream shoved into their greedy traps while walking through a pet store. 

 

However, kids having tantrums is the best; kudos to the parents who just leave their kids screaming on the dirty mall floor, and walk away. Nailed it.

 

I think people have this glamorized, idealistic view of a pet store. All the staff does all day is cuddle animals. These animals don’t ever poop or need to be fed, and apparently there is no customer service factor either.

Thomas was a treat. He was a little Asian boy who would come into the store every day and stare at me at cash. He stared at everyone, but I happened to be at cash the most, so I’d have these awkward encounters with Thomas every shift. I’m terrible with kids. One day I introduced myself to a toddler and went to shake their hand. I talk to them like they’re all 30. I can’t help it.

I asked Thomas one day what his name was. He said, “Thomas.” He was about five. I guess I didn’t take into account the language barrier that apparently still remained. Because when I followed that question with, “Now where are your parents?”, he thought I meant, “Please pull your pants down to your ankles and create a scene.” 

 For some reason, parents find it acceptable to send their kids in all day long to be babysat by the staff. It makes no sense. One day, this particularly obnoxious kid was getting handsy with the rawhide. When I asked it where its legal guardian was, it told me not worry, and then showed me a whistle. “My mom gave me this in case I get lost.” Oh, cool. So when your abductor takes your whistle, then what Mom?! Then what. Don’t  worry, I’ll handle it. Just enjoy your Tim Horton’s coffee; I got you. Afterwards, feel free to let your hair down and take a browse in Northern Reflections. Afterall, your spawn has a fucking whistle. Also, kids don’t blow whistles when there’s trouble. If they have a whistle, it doesn’t leave their mouth."

 

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