Yahooanswers.com: How do I punish someone for naming their cat something stupid?

"I work at a pet store, and today an old woman told me about her tabby. He was brown, and had white tipped ears. She named him Tippy. This is literally the worst name I have ever heard, and I want Tippy taken away from her. Should I find out where she lives and take him myself, or should I call the police? Also, what should I rename Tippy?"

• Answerer #1 answered 6 days ago

  So then... basically... you're just a blithering idiot. If you have an alternate explanation... I'm all ears.

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• Answerer #2 edited 6 days ago

  Seriously; what did I just read here ???
  
  The old bat can name her cat anything she wishes. Methinks your are having us "on for a lark" or you have fallen on your head at some point today.

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• Answerer #3 answered 6 days ago

  Well the first step is to find out who her friends are. Once you have, this is the important part by the way, you need to give them a gift basket to give her with lots of fruits and cheeses in it. These gift baskets represent disapproval in many cultures, and once she receives it she will undoubtedly understand that she has done wrong.

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  Honestly, you aren't that stupid, quit trollin.

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• Answerer #4 answered 6 days ago

  Follow her. Follow her and take Tippy! When you get him, I think you should call him 'Shithead'. This way when you call "Shithead! Come here Shithead!', you can see how many people turn around to answer you. Taking her beloved Tippy will be punishment enough for the old bag.

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• Answerer #5 answered 6 days ago

  if the cat is completely abused and not well taken care of, then I can see why you would want to intervene, but since you didn't say anything in that manner, its non of your business what she named him. he's her cat, not yours. stealing him would more than likely break her heart. just leave well enough alone and go find your own cat in a shelter. stop trying to be vindictive when you think that a name is ridiculous. YOU are being ridiculous!

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• Answerer #6 answered 6 days ago

  ITS JUST A NAME FOR CYIN OUT LOUD
  if she has hurt the cat in any way then it should be taken away but really its just a name

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• Answerer #7 answered 6 days ago

  What I would do is just buy a big bag of cat nip and sprinkle it all over her door step so she walks over it and brings it in her house. That way the name is accurate now that the cat will be Tippy.

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  My brain.

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• Answerer #8 answered 6 days ago

  This is a joke, right?

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• Answerer #9 answered 6 days ago

  Its not your decision on what people name their cats or dogs or any other pets. Just cause you do not like the name doesn't make it wrong. In fact I think its a cute name.

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• Answerer #10 answered 6 days ago

  I have an idea: ignore it

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• Answerer #11 answered 6 days ago

  Tippy will not be taken away from the owner. Leave them alone.Oh yes call the police,i can hear them laughing now.
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