My name is Sarah Bertrand, and I am a 29 year old comedy writer who enjoys recycling, eating cake, and compliments.
I have two self published books that I've sold a few hundred copies of, have done onstage readings, and have a somewhat popular blog, called Inapark Productions. Over the years, I've hosted several events that all ended successfully, with new fans and memorable stories. I believe that writing can be as cool as acting or singing, and I think creating a scent of inspiration for writers, aspiring writers, and performers in general would be the first step.
I see a bottle in the shape of an inkwell. Perhaps, for a touch of class and mystique, we can have each bottle be made with a dinosaur fossil. They'll be dyed seafoam; it's my favorite color, and it's fun to say. The scent will be of old books, linen, and maybe some sort of exotic fruit. Or Whiteout. If it's going to be true to Sarah Bertrand, it'll be made with booze, honey, cat litter, and tears. It can come with a fortune, or a Swarovsky pen. I have compiled a list of possible names. Some of them are words that I enjoy; some of them are words that are true to my character and brand. Others are the names of my cats:
- Inapark.
- Bee.
- Sass.
- Fury.
- Berserk.
- Unreasonable Ambition.
- Scarborough.
- Dr. Bertrand. (I am not a Doctor.)
- Charisma.
- Repression.
- Comma.
- Alliteration.
- Ned.
- Binx.
- Conniption.
- Critique.
- Stink Pretty.
- Sincerely.
- Hilarity Ensues.
- Ink.
- Selective Hearing.
- Remains of Dignity.
- Allergies; Just because I think it'd be funny, "Honey what would you like for Christmas?" "Allergies!" "What? Why would you ask for that? What's wrong with you?! Go to your room!"
Thank you so much for your time, and I hope you have a wonderful night. I look forward to hearing from you soon, and partnering with you for this exciting and lucrative business opportunity.
Sincerely,
Sarah Bertrand
inaparkproductions.blogspot.ca
To:
sarahbertrand13@yahoo.com
Sarah Bertrand
225 Davisville Ave Apt 312
Toronto, ON M4S1G9
CANADA
Dear Sarah:
Thank you for contacting Coty Inc. We sincerely appreciate your interest in our many exciting designer, celebrity and lifestyle brands.
It is a company-wide policy to use only internally generated creative materials or ideas throughout our business operations. Therefore, we cannot consider your idea or material. We assure you that no one in a position to evaluate or use your material has seen it, or read your letter. All of your originals are being returned herewith. We sincerely thank you for your enthusiasm and understanding.
Coty Inc. thanks you for your consideration and enthusiasm. We wish you much success with your endeavors and invite you to contact our Consumer Affairs department with any questions or comments about our products. It will be our pleasure to assist you.
Lindsay Scott
Product Care Specialist
Coty Inc Global Consumer Affairs
1-800-715-4023
WWW.COTY.COM
Reference Number 010322203A
225 Davisville Ave Apt 312
Toronto, ON M4S1G9
CANADA
Dear Sarah:
Thank you for contacting Coty Inc. We sincerely appreciate your interest in our many exciting designer, celebrity and lifestyle brands.
It is a company-wide policy to use only internally generated creative materials or ideas throughout our business operations. Therefore, we cannot consider your idea or material. We assure you that no one in a position to evaluate or use your material has seen it, or read your letter. All of your originals are being returned herewith. We sincerely thank you for your enthusiasm and understanding.
Coty Inc. thanks you for your consideration and enthusiasm. We wish you much success with your endeavors and invite you to contact our Consumer Affairs department with any questions or comments about our products. It will be our pleasure to assist you.
Lindsay Scott
Product Care Specialist
Coty Inc Global Consumer Affairs
1-800-715-4023
WWW.COTY.COM
Reference Number 010322203A
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