Friday, January 23, 2015

Witch Craft Attacks.

Today at 7:19 AM

Hello my Dear,

How are you and your family? Hope Fine. I am Madam Pamela Raymond, from united states of America.And I am suffering from  Acute kidney injuries called acute-on-chronic renal failure (AoCRF).

l made a fasting and prayers before God directed me to you. I   married to Late Engineer Jerry Raymond a French speaking colony Lome  Togo who was Engineer with the Shell company in Lome Togo, before he  died after few years now. I have been in the hospital over one year  now because of  family witch craft attack for the acts of jealousy of my late husband's wealth.

When my late husband was alive he deposited the sum of $4.500  Million in the bank here in Lome-Togo which i will like you to contact  bank and ask for it to be transfered into your bank account so that you  can use it for the orphanage children and poor once in the society,  This is because my Doctor told me that it is very likely i will die  within the next 6 months due to acute-on-chronic renal failure (AoCRF).

I have decided to donate the money for charity since I do not have a child to inherit the wealth and it is not good for me to die leaving  the money here without it reaching the poor and the less privileged ones in the society, since  I do not want my husband family to inherit it  due to their wicked  character to my family, meanwhile  i am still in  the hospital where i was admitted.

Noa Teaching International hospital
Address:B.P.. 2037 Rue des Cocotiers
Carra Layout,Lome-Togo

Please assure me that you will act accordingly as I  Stated here in regards  useing this money for the less privileged once in the society.

Hoping to receive your response immediately .
Thanks and Remain blessed.
Madam.Pamela Raymond


To Madam.pamela
Today at 1:40 PM

Sorry Madam Panda, no time. I have two other Spammers on the go, and I'm pitching a television show on Feb 1. But the witch craft angle is awesome, I want to revisit this when I can put all my energy into it. Can you spam me in like two weeks?

 I have been in the hospital over one year  now because of  family witch craft attack for the acts of jealousy of my late husband's wealth.

I just reread this. I can't. Please specifically explain exactly what you mean. Thanks doll.


Tuesday, January 20, 2015

Sarah Bertrand for Inapark Productions - "The Bachelor"

This was my first attempt at live comedy, doing a reading for the Scenesters and Storytellers series at Glad Day Bookshop in downtown Toronto in 2011. It's rough but that was one of the best days I have ever had. I'm still proud of it because I didn't think I would be able to do it. Suck it, anxiety.

Tuesday, January 13, 2015

Mr. Jim McCullar Spam.

Jim McCullar

Dear Friend,

I am Mr Jim McCullar I am a native of Idaho, United State Of America, Carolyn my wife and I have decided to make sure this is put on the internet for the world to see as you could see from the web page sent to you in our first mail, I may not know you, but I believe if you receive my first email and respond back meaning you were chosen by God to receive my donation of [$2,000,000.00 USD] you must be a God fearing individual, I am a Christian and I believe that Good things happens to good people like you who had the mind to respond back to my mail.

I am Mr Jim McCullar the mega winner of $190 Million Dollars Jackpot in Washington, WATCH US NOW:

You see after taken care of the needs of our immediate family members, we decided to donate the remaining of the fund to other individuals around the world in need, the local fire department, the Red Cross, Haiti, hospitals and some other organizations in Asia and Europe that fight cancer, I would love to introduce my self more and also show you picture of me and my family but firstly I want to hear from you if my gift of [$2,000,000.00 USD] is accepted by you before I proceed. Send me the below details to show that you accept my gift.


Thank you for accepting our offer, we are indeed grateful We anticipate your earliest response.
Best Regard
Jim McCullar

Sidenote: I never got a first email. My friend Liz sent me this when she was sent it. His lack of attention to detail is so exciting I can't handle the expectations I have already put on this.