"Hey guys, I picked up this rad board game. Thought we could have a nice night in, and..."
*obviously drunk, slurring*"Oh. A night without your text messaging??"
*brother is playing video games*
Barah:"I just thought it would be nice to play Operation."
*screaming irrationally, and smashing controller*
"Ma! Where's my soup?!"
"Barah, did you feed the cats yet!? They're going to need an Operation if they're malnourished!"
"I'll play with you, My Angel."
"Thanks Gram, I love you. DJ, it could be fun."
*focused on television screen*
"Gram, look what's gonna happen to the hooker when I get out of the car..."
"Dad would have played with me..."
"Just like he always promised he'd play catch with you?"
"My heart is still waiting at that diamond."
"Well you can look up his number, but I think hell is long distance."
"Oh hell, my circulation's bad, and I've had enough. I'm going home."
"Where are the cats?"
*Grandma gets up and leaves. The board remains untouched*
Barah:"I miss the cats."
Barah:"If anyone needs me, I'll be doing tequila shots in the shower, sobbing with the lights out."
"If you liked playing doctor so much, maybe you should have explored that field instead of going to college for radio, and working at a pet store. Where's my pino?!"