Thursday, August 9, 2012

Diary of A Bertrand Cat.

If my cats had a diary, by the look of things when I got home today, this is what I believe it would have said:

"Today I napped on the book shelf. And then I pooped on the book shelf. And then I napped on the bath mat."
- Binx

"I hate it when Mom leaves. I opened up all of the cupboards, and pulled out the Pledge, to show her that she can't do that to me. Then I yelled at the rats. Someone dropped papers through the door. It took me a long time to come down from that one. I gotta go find Binx; I hate it when he's not as mad as I am about things."
(My cats obviously have impeccable grammar and spelling.)

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