My name is Sarah Bertrand, and I am a 28 year old writer who enjoys vitamins, red wine, and comfort.
Recently, my girlfriend went to Fort Frances in Ontario on vacation, and purchased me one of your "long johns with a trap door". Or, simply a onesie. I've always wanted a onesie, because I thought there was something hysterical about an adult with a trapdoor. However, as soon as I put on your plaid suit of tapered armor, I realized what I had been missing out on. It fit like a dream. It was snug in all the right places, and talk about slimming. I was completely invulnerable to the elements. It made me feel safe and warm, like I was being spooned by a lumberjack.
The tag depicts a guilty looking bear holding a roll of toilet paper with his trapdoor down; Flapjack, there is no need for this clothed predator appear remorseful. Your company offers a 100% guarantee; you should offer a 100% one, because that's what I feel. It easily unbuttons, which was a huge relief for me, because I suffer from extreme sausage fingers.
Doing your laundry, grocery shopping, and going for a jog; these are all activities that are that much more liberating while being experienced with your trapdoor flapping in the wind. Every second I have wasted wearing traditional pants, I regret. I have a business I run, and write a blog called Inapark Productions. I was wondering if it was possible for you to design me my very own personalized onesie, embroidered with the Inapark Productions logo? This will be my office attire. I just know it will help me to feel professional and inspired in my apartment when I'm writing, and on casual Fridays I can let the trapdoor down and relax. I'd like the arms to resemble robot limbs, and the bum to say, "Peekaboo!", so that people know in addition to being a businesswoman, I can be sassy and playful. It would also be practical to have pockets, to house my keys, pens, and cat treats.
I am blissfully happy with your product. When I wear it, it immediately evokes the feeling of foraging in the woods for berries, and listening to ghost stories around a fire. I thank you for your time, and I look forward to hearing from you.
Sincerely,
Sarah Bertrand
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To:
sarahbertrand13@yahoo.com
Hi Sarah,
Thank you for your message!! It's great to get such positive feedback. I have forwarded your message to the company owners. Please let me know if you have any questions or issues.
Thank you,
Tessa Merck
Website - LazyOne, Inc.
3065 North 200 West
North Logan, UT 84341
Ph: 866-340-5278
Fax: 866-340-5299
www.lazyone.com
Website - LazyOne, Inc.
3065 North 200 West
North Logan, UT 84341
Ph: 866-340-5278
Fax: 866-340-5299
www.lazyone.com
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